Poking the digital bear....

Why hello there NSA analyst.

Shamelessly Stolen

From Curtis Lowe


Dear President Obama:
I am writing today with a somewhat unusual request.
I  am asking that you return America to its August 20th, 1959 borders so that Hawaii is no longer a state and you are no longer a citizen.
Sincerely,


Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu


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This really kicked over my giggle box, hell it kicked over my laugh my f'in ass off box. 

This guy should be a New York cab driver

Maybe the first guy blew that call on that right two tightens.

Explanations

These two videos are quite hillarious and most definitely NSFW. The first explains IDPA. The minutia involved with it would drive a Philadelphia lawyer apeshit crazy.



The second video takes a look at every question and answer on a gun forum. The truth does sting a little, so if you're an Arfcommer, well, just watch the video.

It sure seems that way

Of course, being despised by the despicable is as good as being admired by the admirable.        

Give & Take

I saw this bumper sticker on a Toyota Prius and felt really torn as to how cool it was. 

So I'm going to assign 100 cool points for the bumper sticker.

I'm going to subtract 1,000 cool points for driving a car that is not all those who own one think it is.

Net result -900 cool points.

Paradise....

via XKCD

A more appropriate place for these there is not

via Failblog   h/t to RNS

November 2nd is approaching fast.  Keep this picture in mind when you go to the polls. No go out there and enjoy your day.

Woops! be careful of where and when you raise your hand

It seems that someone playing an expensive practical joketrying to be helpful bid on a Bugatti Veyron.  The winning bidder then stated his intention to renege on the deal and Barrett-Jackson, in protecting the buyer bought the car.  All $700,000 of it.  


Be careful of how you scratch your nose the next time your at the local estate sale, that armoir that youfind hideous but that your great aunt thinks would look great in her spare bedroom may be yours.

Yeeouch!

moar funny pictures

You should be able to read that on your i(fail)phone

There's even an app to read that (for Droid phones)

Scott Brown's win summed up...

I missed this quote last night, so thanks to JRebel for pulling it out of the ether and capturing it for posterity.

{cjrmultigun} Something like, "Rubbing the balls of freedom in the face of tyranny..."

It might be crude if you know what teabagging is. And the left hangs that moniker on people opposed to all the crap that Obama and the progressives want to heap upon us. Embrace it and make it your own.

Awwww isn't the anti cute? Trying to make a point

I know enough not to feed internet trolls. But I can't help myself. Mo Rage, has provided me with some good chuckles.

He blogged about the recent shooting here in the St. Louis area. He called me out as being for the right to own an 'assault weapon' Yes I am for that right. However, this reply to commenter Sevesteen is too funny not to bring to the light of day.

I think it's only important to ban the 38 special, which kills, it's estimated 10,000 Americans each year and is almost solely designed for this purpose (holdups, to use a term), assault weapons, as I mentioned earlier, and hollow point, armor-piercing bullets, at the request of the police departments, nationwide, for their protection and safety.

Pretty radical, huh?

Yes, I think the 2nd Amendment puts some restrictions on the government, as other parts of our Constitution does, sure. I don't think it's relevant to most people's everyday lives but sure, yes.

My view of the world isn't shaped, like some cheap network TV show, by guns, day in and day out. I tire of the whole outlook. It's silly. It's absurd. It's not how most of us live, even here, in the US, where we have this ignorant, too-violent "cowboy culture".

So he wishes to ban the .38 special because it is solely designed for holding up various people. And it kills an estimated 10,000 people per year. So .38 special bad, .357 magnum, ok? I can imagine the Winchester .38 Special Ad, The Stick Up Round. Good for liquor stores, convenience stores and muggings. Not recommended for bank heists. Also, 'assault weapons,' not to put too fine a point on it, but I drive an 'assault' station wagon. It's ton plus of weight would work just fine in running someone over. And hollow point armor piercing bullets as well are mentioned. In all but the lightest weight body armor would a hollow point bullet be stopped. The Cop Killer bullet of Lethal Weapon fame is a myth.

My view of the world isn't shaped like some cheap network TV show either. it's shaped by knowing that someone, somewhere out there doesn't value my life as much as me. When I meet that person, I intend to give a good accounting of myself. I pray to live a long, relatively stress free life, but you never know.

Standing Pantsless and Proud

I'll be standing pantsless, tall and proud with my brother in er nopants.

Jan. 10th

Update: It's such a fun day, Robb gets to celebrate it twice a year. YAY!!

Top of the Chain's rules for living

As part of my code I live by, I offer the following

No Pictures, they are evidence

No Video, see the rule about pictures

No Audio, anything you say can and will be used against you.

Deny

Deny

Deny

Perhaps this teacher should practice these rules.

I wonder who they wrote THIS law for

I receive in my e-mail, a notification that the latest copy of the conservative magazine 'Townhall' is out. They usually provide quotes to entice you to purchase the magazine. This one gave me a chuckle.

It's illegal in Massachusetts for targets at shooting rages to resemble human beings.

The day this guy goes all Hulk on us, the state of Massachusetts might have one more law to charge him with.

P is for

Plank, the thing you're gonna walk if ye don't heave to and be boarded



Image courtesy of here

P.E.T.E.

I ran across this while reading Sluggy Freelance this morning.


The original comic can be found here. Remember, meat is murder, tasty flamed broiled, delicious murder.

I was in an ornery mood today

So if you came from here. And if you didn't like what I said, here ya go. Damn, some people take this stuff waaaayy too seriously.

I don't care what this picture represents

When the zombies come, I still will be at the top of the pyramid.